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Jesus said; Go ahead, make my day!

Carman, The Champion






Jesus

Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you.  Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead NaZis wich he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro wich he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would be totally cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

Totally stole this from Oatmeal

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thedailywhat:

Sign Of The Times of the Day: Amen.
[hirl.]

Let’s flip it, Google doesn’t have all the answers. Try Jesus!

thedailywhat:

Sign Of The Times of the Day: Amen.

[hirl.]

Let’s flip it, Google doesn’t have all the answers. Try Jesus!

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When God created you, He created just one of you.

if-god-had-a-tumblr:

Why try to be someone He didn’t design you to be? Honestly? Why want brown hair, when He gave you red? Or blue eyes when He gave you green?

It goes deeper than that too though. Why want different parents when He gave you the ones you have for a reason? Why want a boyfriend or girlfriend NOW when…

Wise words.







Sorry but I forgot to mention:

alarsson:

My brother (and my mother and my father) was on TV today and he was singing and he was great.

Anders forgot to give you a link so here you go: Wabaam!

You got his brother at 14:55 and both his and my brother (guitar and drums) at 27:38








So do I think I’m the strongest who ever lived? Yeah, pretty much. I’m number two, because there was a guy about 2,000 years ago who took spikes to the hand and he was pretty awesome. Other than he… I am a distant second, actually.

Bill Kazmaier, legendary four times winner of Worlds strongest man (http://strongestman.billhenderson.org/int/int2.html)
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thewaesteland:

White Flames

Poi tunneling! :D

We truly are so good looking ;)

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Only half a year until Christmas, dear Santa (A)

Only half a year until Christmas, dear Santa (A)

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